1.) "Machete" appears on a weekend vacation packing list.
2.) Parents return from work with giant fish, not suitcases.
3.) You go on a walk but leave a water bottle behind because there will be fallen coconuts to drink on the side of the road anyway.
4.) Your neighbors invite you over to eat turtle.
5.) People fall from coconut trees, not monkey bars.
6.) Pinatas are woven out of leaves.
7.) People walk their roosters with leashes.
8.) Spam and rice for breakfast? Sign me up!
